Oooooh chimpanzee that! Monkey News yer fuh'

[Dimus Mankoid]

Simple one this.

So, what's your favourite Monkey News?
My favourite one is the one where a monkey goes into space, particularly this bit:

Karl: "It couldn't go again so it got depressed"
Ricky: "How did they know that?"
Karl "Well, just the way it looked and that"
*Ricky laughs hysterically*

[pilkingbod]

Karl: There's this race right, in the Olympics.
Ricky: Oh yeah.
Karl: And there's this runner that no one's ever seen before.
Ricky: Was he hairy?

[rainysmellboys]

Oooh...tough one. Either the bank robbery or 86 driving to Spain I reckon. Or maybe cosmetic monkey...grr I couldn't decide on a favourite quote either. Too much comedy gold to choose from!