Steve vs Karl

[olliethechimp]

Curious to which bouts people enjoy the most and hopefully have a few laughs on the way.

Personally I always enjoy when Karl compares Steve to an alien in Men and Black 2 "Not having a go Steve, but he could have been your brother."

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The worst thing is it sort of does.

[Dimus Mankoid]

I saw that film years ago and could never remember what he looked like, so THAT's him huh? He looks like him in as much he's a lanky geek type person.

My favourite argument was over something so petty, it actually made it funnier: "Look, it's not about the 50p" that one
Or
When Karl says something like "The only reason you don't go on holiday, is cause you have to spend money" and his tone of voice on that, brilliant

[olliethechimp]

I remember those ;D

It's great when Karl retaliates, it's like being bitten by a dog because he usually takes the abuse from Steve and Ricky with nothing more than an "a'right"

Another one to the list about Victorian ape woman Karl "20 offers of marriage, does that annoy you Steve?"

[Dimus Mankoid]

Oh speaking of apes and Steve, the best comedy timing of Karl EVER, when he says as a fact something like

"This monkey has the furtherest out eyes, the most poppy eyes from his head sort of thing.....Steve"

It breaks Ricky down in laughter, and always does the same to me too It's the slight pause that does it.

[olliethechimp]

That's one of the best ones yeah. I like how it continues to how far they actually protrude from the head and Steve askes "How long?" to which Karl doth reply "Have you got a ruler rick?"

[Dimus Mankoid]

I imagine Steve letting him, and Ricky taking notes like some sort of creepy scientist.

[olliethechimp]

Just listened to another clip where Karl is on about how he gets used to how Steve looks. I don't think Steve looks all that odd myself, wondered on anyone elses views.

[Dimus Mankoid]

My lord, if it would please the court, I will present the evidence:

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


It's an open and shut case, like that one where Oscar Wilde got caught watching 'Gaylords' Say No'

[olliethechimp]

Although the evidence is overwhelming I'm sticking to my case. I feel the evidence presented was produced to emphasize his bean pole physique and nerdish profile. In more recent footage like the final episode of idiot abroad he looks alright (though he is sitting down) Also as this is Steve vs Karl I must point out in exhibit A Karls head more spherical than usual. Just think about that.

[Dimus Mankoid]

It's the beard that does it, everyone looks better with a beard.

Karl's head would look upside down if HE grew a beard though.

[olliethechimp]

A walking optical illusion, I think Karl has enough going on without that

[Dimus Mankoid]

Karls' head is like a perfect spherical-mobius strip, you could follow it around with one finger without lifting it.