An Idiot Abroad

[olliethechimp]

He wouldn't eat either, his own words. Mind you when he does cook it always goes well, the lasagne that got burnt and was more like a brick, and Suzannes email telling karl how to cook his tea. I remember she had to tell him where the sauce was incase he seasoned his food with cooking oil again

[Dimus Mankoid]

*small bottle behnd the cafetiere*
Ha yeah, though I'm pretty crappy at cooking too, I'd never try putting say..... I dunno, sausages in the toaster.