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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Dec 9, 2008 0:44:48 GMT -5
What present would you get Ricky, Steve and Karl for the 25th?
Me?
Ricky - David Bowie Dressup Kit and maybe a Karl Pilkington fisher price toy.
Steve - A short coat, long boots and some contact lenses, make him look shorter and less like a goggle eyed freak.
Karl - Book of monkey facts, easy that one. Or maybe just a monkey.
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Post by rainysmellboys on Jan 25, 2009 16:07:27 GMT -5
Ricky - A book on Feng Shui. Steve - Tickets to Stomp. Karl - A wall-sized mirror for one of his new houses. I'm sure they'd love those  . |
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Jan 25, 2009 18:30:43 GMT -5
Haha brilliant suggestions, AND I got all the references there  How about tickets to see Shed7? Oh wait.... they split up *sniff*  |
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Post by rainysmellboys on Mar 14, 2009 10:41:20 GMT -5
Hello, back again  . Just thought of a new one for Karl. I'd get him a tankard but only give it to him holding it with a pair of oven gloves or some tongs or something, being really careful not to touch it. Then tell Karl it's the tankard from Derek Acorah's story and to make sure he never lets anyone touch it. He's bound to believe it and I can just imagine him looking at it for hours on end in wonder. |
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Mar 14, 2009 16:42:49 GMT -5
He could put it in a museum with 3 dinosaurs, 'cause you only need about 3, 'ennit.
Karl doesn't seem to like buying ornaments though, not sure how he'd feel about if it was a present though, heh.
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Post by pilkingbod on Apr 16, 2009 9:51:40 GMT -5
Ricky: A wedge of strong cheese and a bottle of wine.
Steve: A free ticket to see Bruce Springsteen.
Karl: A tortoise so he can learn from it, 'They've been through wars n' that'.
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Apr 16, 2009 10:24:58 GMT -5
For that Karl one, yeah years of seeing the walls of a garden and the insides of a fucking box |
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Post by pilkingbod on Apr 16, 2009 10:27:22 GMT -5
I love Steve's response to Karl's argument that a tortoise will teach you a lot cos it's old: 'yeah, but from the very specific viewpoint of a tortoise.' Brilliant!
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