pie2299
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Post by pie2299 on Oct 5, 2009 20:18:46 GMT -5
I laugh so hard I cry every time I hear Karl's diary.
....just hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Oct 9, 2009 20:22:28 GMT -5
I laugh so hard I cry every time I hear Karl's diary. ....just hilarious!!!!!!!!! Best one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx_h5vHlUv4"Turns out she in a diffeent supermarket!" Plenty of good moment, but my fave is: "It was addressed..... to Mr Dilkington" Another one that never fails to make me laugh, just because Steve couldn't get it out, then Ricky almost dies. |
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Post by pilkingbod on Oct 23, 2009 12:57:22 GMT -5
Mr K Dilkington was one of the best moments ever. It was just so unbelievably funny because of Ricky and Steve's reaction, the fact that it made it into the diary in the first place, and the idea that Karl would perfectly suit Dilkington - it sounds like a stupid round headed little Manc name.
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Oct 25, 2009 21:35:56 GMT -5
I always like the 'Pilk' sounding like a sort of manc way of saying 'Pillock', was always amusing.
But yeah, Dilk sounds like some sort of deep dea fish or something, haha. "It were just an 'ed with legs"
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Post by tattoostan on Feb 3, 2011 14:56:00 GMT -5
Karl to Steve: "Were you a tall baby?"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Feb 4, 2011 0:59:53 GMT -5
They had to bind him round the feet and head you know! Brilliant.
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Post by olliethechimp on Feb 6, 2011 19:45:23 GMT -5
I like the old man and twix story too but this one cracks me up:
Karls encounter with a nudist "She came out it looked like she was smuggling seaweed."
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Post by erikcarlusa on Feb 7, 2011 2:44:55 GMT -5
When I first heard karl say "i could eat a knob at night." I thought he said " I could eat a knob a night."
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Post by olliethechimp on Feb 7, 2011 15:09:09 GMT -5
Karl: "If I was there and Ant and Dec said, right Karl. Eat the knob." There must be some way to get Karl on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and get this scene to play out.  |
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Feb 7, 2011 16:03:56 GMT -5
Get Ricky to bully him into it  You know he got him to agree to a second of series of Idiot Abroad, even though Karl said he never would. Also, welcome to erikcarlusa |
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Post by olliethechimp on Feb 7, 2011 18:11:25 GMT -5
I just thought about who would go into the jungle with him, just brainstorming here but how about a chienese, gay and short fella....and a chimp so Karl has someone to talk to. |
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Feb 7, 2011 20:15:41 GMT -5
He likes Warwik Davis now, you could send him in as the little fella. Though have you seen the rest of Warwiks family? He'd have a field day. Which brings to mind a great mini quote from Extras (not XFM then, but still), when Darren (Steve) walks in and sees Warwik for the first time and says "Ohh, Midget" and the look on Ricky's face is brilliant |
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Post by spro on Apr 28, 2011 15:40:55 GMT -5
"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."
I love Karl !
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Post by Dimus Mankoid on Apr 29, 2011 19:46:32 GMT -5
Although if the icebers ARE melting, they'll just freeze back up again anyway  I do love Karls misunderstanding of the Jack Daniels metaphore, if an ice cube that big was put in a glass it would freeze up the drink again sure, but not in the ocean. |
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Post by pilky01kp on May 9, 2012 16:53:05 GMT -5
Seeing up Aunti Noras caftan
RG did you see it?
KP yep
RG what did it look like?
KP err a ripped tennis ball
@pilky01_KP
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You know he got him to agree to a second of series of Idiot Abroad, even though Karl said he never would.